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Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Salary Theorum

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power
Postulate 2: Time is Money
Every engineer knows: Power=Work/Time

Since: knowledge=power
then knowledge=work/time
and time=money,
then knowledge=work/money

solving for money: money=work/knowledge

This is a theorum that proves that egnineers and some scientists will never make as much money as salesmen, advertising directors, and/or other meaningless jobs. As money increases, knowledge decreases. as knowledge decreases, money gets further towards infinity, regardless of work...

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