A Paperless Book

There is a problem with transportation here on Earth. The problem I think, is that the key issue lies with cars. The disadvantages involved in pulling lots of black sticky slime from out of the ground (where it had been safely hidden out of harm's way), turning it into tar to cover the land with, smoke to fill the air with and pouring the rest into the sea, all seemed to outweigh the advantages of being able go get more quickly from one place to another-particularly when the place you arrived at had probably become, as a result of this, very similar to the place you had left,
i.e., covered with tar, full of smoke, and short of fish.
This is just a small issue that has been swimming through my head lately.

For the past several weeks, I have been asking as many people as I can as to what they believe is the meaning of life. So far, I have nothing of any real value to later post a blog with. So I need your help. If anyone would be willing to leave comments regarding the meaning of life, please don’t hesitate to share with me...
Perhaps in later times, I will be able to post a blog that compiles all to the theories and ideas of the people who share.
Please think hard, and try to avoid the bogus ideas. So far, I've heard ice cream, brownies, pro-creation (for fun), to make plastic, to die, and to figure out the recipe for chocolate mouse.
I apologize to anyone who had these concepts for answers, but as you can see, I've already made fun of them.
Please, please please, share your thoughts on life, the universe and everything. I feel it is my moral duty (being the decent human being that I am) to figure out the answer to this maddening question.

If you (you being the reader) received the option to re-live the past 6 months of your life, would you do it?

I know I would. Sure, that would mean having to redo all of my classes, papers, and projects plus getting a job all over again. But overall, it’ll be worth it. I would already know everything to do at work, I would know all of the material at school, and it would give me a second chance to fix all of my mistakes.

Leave comments please, I want to know if I’m the only one who thinks like this or not.

For any readers that read my theory of the perpetual motion device created from toast, this is an extension of that idea. I first heard this theory from my engineering teacher.
As you know, buttered toast must always land butter-side down. I've recently aquired comment inquiring the possibility of strapping a cat to a piece of buttered toast. I have an answer.
As many people know, a cat must always land on its feet. And, as former readers know, buttered toast must always land butter-side down. If one was to strap a cat to a slice of buttered toast (provided the legs of the cat are pointed downwards and the buttered side of the toast is facing upward), they would notice that the entire entity would stop in mid-air, creating a primitive hovercraft and really freaking out the poor, floating cat. :,-(
The elevation of which the entity will float is based on several factors. 1)the length and number of cat legs & 2)the amount and authentisity of the butter on the toast (Margerine, whipped spreads, "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter," and all other butter substitutes will not work in this experiment). For anyone who wishes to change the elevation of this hovercraft, the process is simple. The elevation can change based on how many cat legs are cut off or the amount of authentic butter applied to the bread.
(authors note: do not attempt this, as the removal of a cats legs, for no adequete reason, is cruelty to animals)